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Because sarcasm can have a hard time coming across in the written word, this is a take on html coding and it means that anything that came before it was intended as sarcasm.

(on an online forum)

John: Why doesn't sally like me?

James: Because she really hates guys that are muscle heads. /s

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Going Darth

Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.

Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.

Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!

Steve: Going Darth again, dear?

LOLAY

Laugh Out Loud At You. Derisive derivative of LOL. Mainly used in chats/emails/texts. May also be seen as LOL@Y LOL@U

John Customer: Your internet service is slow!
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY

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Going Vader

Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.

Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.

Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!

Steve: Going Vader again, dear?

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going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

OoFB

Off of FaceBook. Meaning the communication or interaction will occur via another communication channel, i.e. old-fashioned phone calls or text messaging

Me: What are you doing tonight?

Her: Msg me OoFB.

PYHOYAB

Acronym for Pull Your Head Outta Your Ass, Bitch!

Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

Costello: You mean funny names?

Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

Costello: His brother Daffy.

Abbott: Daffy Dean...

Costello: And their French cousin.

Abbott: French?

Costello: Goofè.

Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!

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