Flogging

When a female uses a frozen turd for masturbation.

Dude, scoop that turd out of the toilet and put it in the freezer so my sister can use it for her next flogging session!

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Heavy Machinery

A plus size woman

Guy #1: Bro I didn’t buy tinder gold just to swipe through some heavy machinery

Guy #2: Bruh that’s brutal