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Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.

Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.

by Integer February 10, 2010

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