Hard Core Soft Porn

A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.

Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."

Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."

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Handing out naps

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos

Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.

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