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When you're having sex with your girl and you shove a bayonet attached to a musket up her vagina or asshole when she's ready to climax.
Jack and Amelia were fucking until..
Amelia: "Awww fuck i'm about to cum!!!!!!!"
Jack goes and pulls a literal musket from the late 1700s out of his closet. He shoves it up amelia's vagina.
Amelia: "OWW OH SHIT OH FUCK THATS SHARP!! LIKE A KNIFE!! TAKE IT OUT!!"
Jack: "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING!!! Also baby just so you know this position is called The American Revolution"
Someone who cuts off someone's dick and uses it as a dildo.
Guy 1: Did you see that gore and porn video with that woman and a butcher's knife?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was a dick stealer.