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Simba

The guy that eats people

Simba ate everyone again. Shit.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022


Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Minor characters of Hamlet, Childhood friends of Hamlet

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's motto was Ingen Bekymringer which also means No worries for the rest of your days, which taught Hamlet to ignore responsibility and just ignore the whole Claudius thing.

Rosen and Guilden are also probably dead, but I haven't read the original story, and I don't plan on doing so... 29,551 WORDS?!?!

by IntergalactalEnergy December 9, 2022


Homework

Slave catchers

Just escaped slavery but now they tellin me to do this shit

"Homework"

by IntergalactalEnergy August 24, 2023


School

Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins

Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't

by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023


School

A torture chamber for children

Raise your hands if you survived school

by IntergalactalEnergy February 2, 2023


Tom and Jerry

MGM's Masterpiece. The cartoon that was brought to Earth by Jesus Christ himself.

Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon and the greatest thing that humanity has ever thought of or created

by IntergalactalEnergy December 23, 2022

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Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it

Ancient Egyptians created cat persons

by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023