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Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.
Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.
F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.
"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.
Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.
A giant, yellow, evil-looking bus that forces you to go to the concentration camp known as "School".
I survived the School Bus
An insult usually directed towards smart people.
Dummy: Wow take a look at that talking brain ovah there. Bet he eats, breathes and sleeps math.
An insult directed towards A+ mfs.
Dummy: Wow look at that talking brain ovah there. Bet he eats, breathes and sleeps math.
When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis
Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."
A state basically known for it's cheese and literally nothing else.
Pennsylvania is Wisconsin 2 or vice versa.