"Single Child Syndrome" - a condition suffered by only children where they have difficulty with sharing and dealing with attention that is not focused on them. It is not unusual for sufferers of this condition to also be tight asses.
John - "I saw Frank sneak off to the bar and buy drinks for himself"
Bill - "don't worry about it dude I've been buying drinks for him all night, he suffers from SCS"
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