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When people have sex to generate a baby.
Richard: Baby, don't you think that we should have a kid?
Rachel: I couldn't agree more!
Richard: C'mon. baby! It's time for some bornography!
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Sin + censorship.
When a crime is committed and it's censored from the regular audience.
John: Hey did you look at the brutal gang rape?
Tony, Naah, man, due to the sinsorship, it's not being telecasted.
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Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.
Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.
Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.
Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.
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A birthday where one's age matches with the day of the month.
Mike: Hey, isn't your b'day coming up?
Stu: Yeah, it is.
Mike: Isn't it 16th of this month?
Stu: Yeah, also I'm turning 16. It's my crown birthday!
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Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.
Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.
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Sarcasm+orgasm.
When a person gets 'appealed' due to someone's satire/sarcasm.
My goodness, Jimmy Fallon's comedy gave me sorgasms last night.
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When you don't find the joke funny, but everyone around you is laughing, so you've to fake laugh so as to get along with the crowd.
Person 1: Did you find their jokes funny?
Person 2: No, not at all.
Person 1: But you were laughing with everyone.
Person 2: That was peer laughter.
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