No Nut November

Made by a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers who thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load.

Beta male 1: "Hey Billy! I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on instagram, and call it No Nut November to show that we're cool!"

Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"

Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"