Shortorp

Shut up but in a British accent

Shortorp fam!

Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

pussywol

Someone who acts in a stupid way or says something stupid

Jonathan: "Ayo, Jade, that's stupid you PUSSYWOL FAM! Dammit, shortorp fam."