The Jimmie Effect

The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.

Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!

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food

Food is crack cocaine. Being hungry, is craving food, is craving CRACK.

"What do you chop ?"
"Chronic and food."

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slap and giggle

Aka AFL (Australian Football League) or Aussie Rules.

He plays slap and giggle in those gay singlets.

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wif

to smell something

<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...

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Prometheus

A Titan who is chained and tortured by Zeus for stealing fire from heaven and giving it to mankind.

Prometheus gave the mortals all sorts of gifts: brickwork, woodworking, telling the seasons by the stars, numbers, the alphabet (for remembering things), yoked oxen, carriages, saddles, ships and sails. He also gave other gifts: healing drugs, seercraft, signs in the sky, the mining of precious metals, animal sacrifice and all art.

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