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Lynnwood

A high school in a suburb of Lynnwood, Washington.

It is known as the worst high school out of all schools in Edmonds School District (behind Mountlake Terrace, Meadowdale, and Edmonds-Woodway).

All of its sports suck, except for girl's basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
Also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. Rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).

Even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. Drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
The majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching pornorgraphy during class.
There's not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. Students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.

In conclusion, Lynnwood High School is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.

No one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.

*in a regional high school meeting*
teacher: Now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: My name is Bob and I come from Lynnwood High School.

*student 2 whispers to his friends*: It's that ghetto school

*Family on Zillow searching for a new house*
Wife: Honey, isn't this house pretty good?
Husband: Ye- wait no! The assigned high school is Lynnwood high school. We can't let our son go to THAT school.

by IonlySpeaktheTruth April 26, 2015

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