oregon city jumpman johnson

A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.

Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.

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salzamonster

It's a man who is great at intercourse but lacks in foreplay areas due to his large amount of saliva. He often scares females away with his foaming mouth or his spit that hangs off his lips.

Jordan's a salzamonster in bed. That's so nasty. I felt like I showered when we were done.