Manhattan Special

The manhattan special is a sexual act, wherein you suck on a spumoni flavored bicycle seat, while your buddy whacks you in the back of the head with a rolled up prayer rug. It became popular in the early 1970's near the holland tunnel in NYC. It is also very popular amongst Italian bicycle marathon racers.

To unwind from this especially long day, I think that I will go home and ask my male sexual partner for a manhattan special.

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