womenvy

woman envy; feeling jealous of another female.

"Damn, her man bought her a ring AND a new Mercedes!? I got serious womenvy."

13👍 1👎

thot topic

raunchy gossip involving a male and a random hoe he met the night before.

Person 1: "Aye, I haven't seen you in a minute! What's the thot topic?"
Person 2: "Yo, Mike hooked up with a random girl he picked up outside 7/11 last night."

14👍 1👎

Cattleist

a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef.

Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."

18👍 1👎

Ebenezer screwed

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

17👍 1👎