Lil xan

A 22 year old who looks 13 and once got sent to the hospital for eating Cheetos.

Guy: Hey lil Xan, are you sure you should eat that second bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos?
Lil Xan: Shut the fuck up. I’ll eat what I want.

*Lil Xan fucking dies*

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Why’m’st’d’ve

The superior version of Why.
Whompst’d’ve’s younger brother.

Hey guys Why’m’st’d’ve did you bang my girl?

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.

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Yeeto the Cheeto

A more civilized word for masturbate.

Hey dad, I’m off to Yeeto the Cheeto.

Oh wait. My dad is gone

Prairie Dog

When you let out a risky fart and a little bit of poop comes out, but the suction of your asshole pulls it back in. Just like how Prairie Dogs poke their bodies out of their hole and go back in. If you check your underwear shortly after, there might be a little shit stain.

Guy 1: *Suddenly grabs his own ass*
Guy 2: You good bro?
Guy 1: Yes and no. I think I just had a prairie dog.

Snitch

A bullshit word which makes it so you can’t stick up for yourself. There’s no point in even sticking up for yourself by telling someone without being called a snitch. There’s a big difference between being a snitch in a criminal or gang sense and a school sense.

Miles: That little snitch told on me again.
Adam: Well, you were relentlessly bullying him.