October 25th

National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th

Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!