the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

21👍 5👎

Velma

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.

3👍 36👎

tit

Slag for 'it'

Tit don't matta. or tit's ok.

7👍 56👎

big booty

having a large ass

Damn, nikka! That hoe gots a big booty.

5👍 4👎

gaydar

The ability to detect homosexuals in any given area. Made popular by a cartoon character named Bender from the show Futurama.

*blatantly homosexual person walks by*

My gaydar is going off the chart!

38👍 34👎