irish coffee

Irish Coffee

1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey


Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.

Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.

Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.

i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.

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