Boston

The greatest, most historical, diverse, and closely knit city of all time. We flip each other off for going 75 because that's too slow for us. We have survived the dark ages of Brady's ponytail. The Bostonian alphabet only contains 25 lettas becahz fuck ahz we don't use em' in this heavenly place. Everybody here "knows Matt Damon" or knows an infinite amount of guys who do. We are so Irish that we dye the Chahls (Cha-ulz) green on St.Patty's day, our favorite holiday, period. The Sox, Bruins, Pats and Celtics bring us to cheers and tears and New York is our sworn enemy. FUCK THE YANKEES!(AND NEW YORK!) We've got wicked smaht college students all over. Colleges are our way of giving directions to people. We are the most proud of our community and are among the strongest of communities. We battled the after effects of the marathon tragedy with the help of 2 college students starting OneFund and widespread community support. Boston is plainly amazing and if you say us bostonians are so rude go fuck yourself you don't get us. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go get some Dunky's.

Boston is 100% perfect.

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