Fiona

Fiona is a narcissist cunt. To all the men out there, she will baby trap you for money. Is no better than a common prostitute. Fashion sense, no. My dead granny has better fashion sense. Will abuse whoever she wants to get what she wants. Ugly is an understatement. A heifer in a field would be more attractive. Will pick a job that makes her look good to the world such as a teacher so people won't see her for the evil cunt she really is. All the other definitions come from a nice little fairy tale found on a Google search but this one comes from having met a real life fiona in the wild. If you meet her, especially men, RUN!

Fiona is a cunt!