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Sebastian

The most nicest, richest, funniest, handsomest and coolest guy you could ever meet. He is easily attracted, and all the girls want him.

Mia: Tyler, I'm breaking up with you.
Tyler: Why?
Mia: Because I met a guy called Sebastian, your ugly compared to him.
Tyler: F*ck you Mia!

by Irles53 October 29, 2018

7👍 3👎


Munir

An paki who thinks he's Australian.

Go home Munir, your Pakistani just admit it.

by Irles53 March 17, 2019

4👍 23👎


Liam

Liam is a nerd who loves to suck the teacher's dick.

Aaron: Can you see that dog?
Petrol: What dog?
Aaron: The one who is sucking the teacher's dick.
Petrol: He is obviously a Liam then.

by Irles53 October 29, 2018

10👍 12👎


Marcus

A hot and sexy dick sucker.

Girl 1: OMG IS THAT?
Girl 2: IT IS
Both Girls: MARCUS!!!

by Irles53 October 29, 2018

6👍 9👎