An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.
"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."
An angry dyke or feminist with radioactive hair color who spews the official narrative like a well-trained parrot.
"Man this parrot top just tired to tell me there are 42 genders."
"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"