Joao

The ultimate sex being
His man gun can grow up to the size of the earth core but he prefers not to since inflated dicks attract the attention of more hoes than a joao needs
He's not greedy for hoes, despite the overwhelming amount he pulls on a daily basis

Some call him the unrivaled being

Lisa: Hey.. are you seeing this handsome guy? I really want him to smash my cheeks

Caroline: Naw Joao is mine

Lisa: That dick might be enough for the both of us..

Caroline: Understatement

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