ithinknot

Used in response to a blatant lie, stupid suggestion etc, to indicate that you think that the last comment was stupid. Usually disguised as a cough.

"I know! Let's *duct tape* it to the wall!"
"Ithinknot, chump."

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Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.

1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.

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scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

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IYF

"is your friend" - a generalisation of GIYF. Follows the name of a source of information whenever Google would not actually help.

"WTF does 'IYF' mean?"
"Urban Dictionary IYF!"
"...STFU too."

Chopper 4

A flying device with airborne capabilities, seats, and a self-propelling propeller.

Chopper Four just went down in the Hudson River...and Chopper Four was FIRST ON THE SCENE! Coincidence? Ch-ch-ch-chopper Four.

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Ouw Hoer Niet Hee

Slang of the neighbourhood Zeswegen in Holland

I'm going to kick you ass,Ouw Hoer Niet Hee !!

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Happy Smackdown dance

To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.

Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.

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