philippe

Noun:

1. Someone who trolls incessantly regardless of the situation.

2. A person who has achieved peak bullshitness.

3. The art of annoying beyond comprehension.

Adjective:

1. Nonsensical.

Verb (used with object) :

1. To bullshit.

2. To disregard reason as a whole.

3. To expel feces out of mouth in exces

My friend told me that he almost won the lottery and the reason why he didn't win was beacuse the cashier's astrological sign was a Gemini!
Boy, your friend sure philippes a lot.

That man claims that NFTs are a secure and well thought out investment.
He sounds like a philippe I know!