Wötr Sheep

The holy sheep that looks over Broland after slavery and a tragic and painful death. Felix Kjellberg regrets looking down upon the elevated one, Wötr Sheep, because now he requires a sacrifice at least every 2 weeks, or else he will take the life of a loved one.

"Wotr Sheep take this offering" *bell rings 3 times*

Wötr Sheep has even become a real-world religion, known as Wötrsheepism. It has 101,000,000 members and counting, and it even holds the #8 spot for the world's most popular religions.

Wötr Sheep communicates with mortals through the Council of Wötr Sheep, a mysterious group that is responsible for giving instructions or predictions primarily to Felix Kjellberg.

Wötr Sheep, I bow before you, as I speak through the almighty council

Jake

Jake's idea of flirting is creepy and slightly perverted. He will take pictures of you in secret, talk about private information, and get down with Pikachu. He may also sometimes say things such as, "Horny Jake activated."

Jake, please stop taking pictures of me!

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