California

A spectacular land filled with an overabundance of clueless, doped out, far Left crybabies who can't seem to get their financial shit together.
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."

"I'll go to California again when the dipshits leave."
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"

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