Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.

The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.

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