feman

A hetereosexual male with feminine charicteristics. Crying while watching chick flicks, The OC, The Bachelor, or James Blunt performances are all charicteristics of the feman. Femen may masquerade as musicians, playhwrites, or models. Feman are usually wine experts. The typical feman owns a pair of high end jeans (7s, Deisel, etc.) and dresses in vintage clothing. Femen also lack muscle tone.

Femen are passive aggressive, but will never engage in a physical conflict. A feman would urinate in someone's living room during a party, but when confronted would apologize and do anything to avoid a physical altercation.

Blake do you have to pre-party for the Golden Globes? You are such a Feman!

or

When Justin Timerlake got Punk'd he was a total Feman. He just let the IRS guys break his stuff and started crying.

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CTM

CTM, or "Chuckling To Myself" is the new LOL. Typically, one is not laughing "OL" (out loud) when it's typed, so it's been revised for situations with more subtle humor...or less funny jokes.

Here is how CTM would be used in a sentence.

SD: That crazy landlord came upstairs again! I think he has a drinking problem.

IN: CTM

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Brokeback

Adj, An insult. Relating to indentifying something as gay (in the "don't do that it's gay" sense of the word, not in the "I like showtunes and I'm gay" sense of the word) or lame.

Dude, Kevin Federline is so brokeback.

or

Adam, stop acting so brokeback.

or

Look at that guy accross the bar, that guy is brokeback.

or

Don't go brokeback on me!

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JSYK

The "new" FYI. FYI is old school. JSYK (Just So You Know) is a more casual, friendly means of giving your friends and colleagues semi-useful information.

JSYK, it wasn't Roy, it was Isaac.

or

JSYK, I checked on that thing about Phil Collins and the drowning, and it's totally an Urban Legend.

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