tanassity

The ratio between how tan your ass is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. You want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.

Dude, hit the beach; your tanassity scares me.

Your tanassity is way too high

Haiku form:
Nice dark tan body
Your Tanassity is high
Chalk white ass and chest

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seriousity

The trait of being too serious for your own good.

Relax buddy, you've got way too much seriousity.

Seriousity killed the cat, and by cat I mean you.

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