Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.

I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.

Bowllet

A haircut which is a bowl cut on top with the hair long in back.

Damn. She looks like Tiger King and the 3 Stooges. That's the ugliest bowllet I've even seen.

Unseasoned Beef

When white rappers have beef with each other, usually for no reason other than to be a douche but, more likely, to increase record sales because your career is slowing down and you grew a shitty beard.

White rappers goin' at it?
Most unseasoned beef of all time.

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Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.

I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.