Volatile

Likely to explode at any minute. In this case, premature ejaculation upon presentation of a mirror or tape recorder.

"Hey you sexy beefcake, you look like you could use some creatine"

*AAAAAAAAHHHH JIZZ*

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Mojoman

Mojo - sperm/spunk/semen/jizz/cum/
Man - guy/dude/bloke/homo/fellow

"Jizzfellow gets bitchslapped by Iscariot"
"Cumguy gets pwned by again"
"Semendude swallows it whole!"

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