Man Brain

The most supperior of all brains. Compared to a "woman brain", the man brain has the ability to find directions, solve math problems, use common sense and logic as well as not being affected by drama/bitchery/feminism. Those with a man brain find life much easier and more complete than those with other forms of brains.

"Damn, his man brain is so big."

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bitchtit

A derivitive of bitch. Commonly used in circles where the word bitch has lost most of its meaning from over use.

A bitchtit is:
1. (n) A person who lacks all good qualities (i.e. A scenester/DDR freak/a jock)
2. (n)Literal: The tit of a bitch, or female dog.
3. A exclamation, see fuck, balls, shitfuck, ishboo

"That F-ing scenester kid is such a dirty bitchtit!"

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purple haze

Incredibly over-rated strain of cannabis.

The purple color denotes a lack of Potassium in the plant tissue, which can cause a drop in sugar production in the plant, possibly decreasing potency as well as flavor.

Most "stoners" think that purple means the pot is packing extra "punch". In reality (not pot induced fantasy), the purple color of the plant most often means either that:

1. It is of inferior quality and/or
2. that it does NOT increase the potency/flavor of the plant

Other causes for the coloring of the plants in temperature fluctuation, mostly when temperatures drop below about 55ºF.

So either way, purple does not mean the plant is better than the normal green plant, but that it is probably weaker than the another plant that is very green.

Stick with green kiddies...

"This purple haze bud is cronic!" -idiot
"Actually that bud sucks, try this shit" -intellegent person
"oh shit, thats way better!" -idiot (gaining intellegence slowly)

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breasts

Great punching bags, if of adequate size

"Damn thoses breasts are so big that if I punched them I would knock her out!"

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ishboo

1. An aquatic species of the beluga narwhal race that inhabits the nether regions of the nordic sea. An ishboo is a rare and beautiful species that has a large tusk used for reproduction.

2. An endearing term used amongst friends to indicate their fondness of each other.

3. Used to replace other words such as fuck, shit and other "cuss" words.

"Move out of my DAMN way you ISHBOO!"

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england

A country that invented the english language but to this day still butchers the shit out of it.

Also, a place where dental hygene is not practiced.

"That girl from england had some F***ed up teeth!"
"That bloke is bugger in my bum!" -english douche

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