Masturbatio

The act of giving oneself a blowjob

Dude, I got one of my ribs taken out so I could give myself masturbatio.

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Apples to Apples

An extremely fun board game in which contestents try to get the judge to pick their noun for a certain given adjective

Jim: Hey dude lets go play Apples to apples

Brett: No thanks i'd rather play quiddler

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Imitatio

When one's lover tries to imitate a blowjob they've seen in a porno

Jim: Dude, my girlfriend and I were watching porn last night and she gave me a blowjob just like the chick in the movie. It was sweet.

Todd: Yeah man, that's imitatio. It's my favorite.

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Dedicatio

When even after 10 minutes of head you haven't cum, yet your lover keeps on going.

Rick: Dude, last night my girlfriend was giving me head for 20 minutes and I just couldn't cum it was weird, but she still kept going.

Francis: That's truly dedicatio.

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Jew claw

A word used to describe the claw (maybe for money) that jews have.
used on the ali g show.

Borat: What would be the best way to defend yourself from the jew claw?
Martial art guy: Just knock it away

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