Klewski

alt. spelling "Kalewski"

a simple "comfort-food" type of dish comprised of spaghetti cooked, and then fried with Ritz cracker crumbs. Served hot with ketchup on top. Delicious.

hey man whip up somma dat klewski for me. i am hungry as a muthafukca.

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Egyptian Taxi Driver

One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.

I was going to late for my tour of Giza but this Egyptian Taxi Driver got me there in no time.

-David: oh no, the airport is ten miles away and...
-Ahmed: we are a-here sir.
-David: nice!

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axl rose

everyone's favourite asshole

axl rose is an asshole. what more can be said?

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