nufee

'Nufee' is an expression used when a bank or other financial institution comes up with a new fee to "bank rape" you.

Examples: A 2011 attempt by multiple national banks to start charging a $5 monthly access fee for debit card use.

or
A $5 fee to replace a lost debit card ($20 for rush delivery).
or
Increased account minimum balances so the bank can charge a monthly fee for an account.

"Oh man, I just got nufeed by my bank! I'm not paying that $5 fee!"

Drunkles

an adjective used to describe a state or person with a high level of intoxication.

Ay! Drunkles McGee over here can't stand up!