Sigma Chi

The greatest international fraternity. Founded in 1855. These guys have the biggest ragers, have the hottest sweethearts and screw the hottest sorority girls. Brad Pitt, Mike Ditka, Drew Breeze, John Wayne were all Sigs and more. DKE's are scared of Sigma Chi's cause they know sigs are the best on every campus in the nation. These guys are basically god's gift to humanity.

Officer: Hey son, do you know why you're getting pulled over today? You're swerving all over the road and you're clearly intoxicated
Sigma Chi: *stumbling out of car with a bottle of jack daniels in his right hand* I'm a Sigma Chi bro.
Officer: Oh I'm so sorry sir! please carry on.

Sigma Chi: In Hoc!

Jennifer: Did you hear Sigma Chi is throwing a party tonight?
Jean: Yeah the whole Phi Mu, Zeta, and Chi Omega chapters are going!
Jennifer: omg I want those boys so bad!

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