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September 5

Freddie Mercury's birthday

It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.

On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.

by It'sAsh September 6, 2009

158πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


Uncyclopedia

A genius parody of Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia is where you make fun of an article by writing incredibly false things.

Without the genius of Uncyclopedia, I'd kill myself because of un-funny things...

by It'sAsh June 27, 2009

57πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


The Hives

One of the few mainstream rock bands of the 21st century that shouldn't be slaughtered by The Interhamwe with machetes Bizimungu bought from China for only 10’ each. The Hives are made up of Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (vocals), his brother Nicholaus Arson (Guitarist), Vigilante Carlstroem (Second Guitarist), Dr. Matt Destruction (Bassist), and Chris Dangerous (Percussion). The band claims they have a man named Randy Fitzsimmons who is they're discoverer\manager\ghostwriter. However, "Randy Fitzsimmons" has been revealed to be pseudonym belonging to Nicholaus, leading many people to believe that Mr. Fitzsimmons is nothing but a myth, and that Nick writes the songs. The band, of course, denies this. My question is: "If Randy is, in fact, a myth, why is he a myth? Why do The Hives insist on him being true??" The Hives were formed in 1993, in a small Swedish town named Fagersta (all the members are swedish). The band make Garage Rock Revival, Alternative Rock, and Garage Punk. Their album, Veni Vidi Vicious, is a pretty much remix of rock music from the 1960s, the song "Hate to say I told you so" is the reason they became known. I become very jovial whenever hearing the sweat sound of their music, a big fan, and believe that this will never change.

VIVA THE HIVES, SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by It'sAsh March 8, 2009

38πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Religion

Mythology taken too seriously.

If you really think about it, any religion (be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) are really just ancient mythological stories such as ancient Greek or Native American legends. Only thing is, people take it much too seriously leading to mass conflict with differing religions.

by It'sAsh November 7, 2009

18πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


The Korova Milk Bar

A setting in the book and movie, A Clockwork Orange. The Korovo Milk Bar couldn't afford its liquor license, so it sold narcottic spiked-milk, which was milk plus drencrom (adrenochrome), synthemesc (synthetic mescalines) or vellocet (opiate). "Korova" means cow in Russian.

Agent Orange - "...The Korova Milk Bar couldn't afford its liquor license, so it sold milk plus drencrom or synthemesc...it would sharpen you up for a bit of the ol' ultra-violance" (by Cage Kennylz)

by It'sAsh August 23, 2009

34πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Ash

That character from the anime pokemon.
Short for the name Ashley, which is devried from the surname which means ash tree clearing, also may directly be from the word ash. Also happens to be my name.

The name Ashley (or Ash) during the 1990's was the second most common name in the United States for girls, its popularity has declined and was the eighteenth most popular for girls in the U.S. as of 2008.

by It'sAsh September 14, 2009

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Indiana

A state in the center of the Mid-West known for it's corn.
The people of Indiana, known as Hoosiers, are stereotyped as Hicks. However, most of us hoosiers act just like regular people (at least in central Indiana, I'm pretty sure you'll find some Hicks in Northern and Sounthern Indiana). We're very important for most of the country's popcorn comes from us, we have one of the world's best children hospital and we have an incredible art museum. Most people on Urban Dictionary say this but they insist that all the hicks are from Kentucky, those people are hypocrites for insisting that their stereotype is false by stereotyping another type of people.

I take pride in being from Indiana, I take pride in being a Hoosier.

by It'sAsh June 14, 2009

30πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž