Oof

Roblox created this sound since its game started. They stole it from Minecraft or something. It is pronounced "URGH" but at an "F" sound and there it is. Sounds like a 7-year-old tripping on the floor because they're super dumb.

When you're not playing the game, you can say it when...

1. Someone falls or gets hurt

...or...

2. When someone fails so bad you wanna say "oof, man".

1. "Oh, look at Peter's wound. Oof."
2. "You lost ten marks in the Maths quiz? Oof, man, oof."

Birds and The Bees

When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.

Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.

Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!

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Are you dumb?

When some asshole says something so stupid you want to say "why man", you just ask them if they're dumb.

If they say no, then they're dumber than you even thought.

Idiot: Justin Bieber's the greatest singer ever!

Normal Human Being: Boi, are you dumb?! My CAT sings better than that bitch. Get a life, man.

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