Douglas

Individuals named, or who use the name Douglas are similar to that of a reverse wine, in the sense that they grow increasingly displeasant as they age. Persons named Douglas typically explore careers in authoritarian roles to compensate for their own lack of common sense. This includes prime minister, patrol officers or teaching (this includes, but is not limited to, being a head teacher, deputy or principal).
His interactions with the general population, opionated view of other people's perspectives and overall existence usually challenges normal views of the modern day society.

Mum: "Honey he's about to say his first words!"
Baby: "Everybody head off to class please recess is over"

Dad: "let's name him Douglas"

Douglas: *Overenthusiastic smile, followed by a firm clasping of both his hands together*

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Melville

The type of person who forms an opinion on something based on what they find on urban dictionary.
This person will search everything from food groups to nicknames and take what they find as solid, factual evidence.
A "Melville" can then use such information to understand various forms of edgy slang with more "accuracy" to use against foes.

Boy: "hey, how did it go does he like your nickname?"

Girl: "no he looked it up on urban dictionary and it meant handjob"

Boy "oh what a Melville!, better luck next time chum"

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