Twilight

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...

Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...