We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap

Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.