Spooky Dookie

When your doin just fine and all of a sudden you feel a drop in your stomach and your first thought is “oh shit” literally.. your own body spooks you.

I ate tacos last night and had a spooky dookie, so glad the bathroom was near by!

Slop-shitty

When you’re too drunk to say full words so they all combine. There may be crying involved.

“We had to take care of Liz because she was slop-shitty”