Gabe

Gabes are the greatest people ever. The bestest of friends. They care about you a lot and are good company. Super funny and crazy when they drink soda. Gabes usually are hot af And thick. They are very athletic and good athletes. Very smart and gets good grades. Tend to pull a lot of bitches and got a big pecker. Also trash at fortnite jk they’re actually pretty good.

Girl 1: woah he got a big pecker

Girl 2: he totally does
Girl 1: I bet his name is gabe