Groen

Literally translated as "Green" this Afrikaans slang word has many meanings. Such as: Upset, disappointed, sick, disgusting, pissed off, or just BAD.

Groen is not just a word it is a state of mind.

"Bro this party is so Groen."

"You eating olives? That is so Groen."

"The bus is running late again, how groen?"

Wanoo

Stemming from the word "Canoo"

A Wanoo is a stoner term used when you puff on a joint hard and then flip it around and inhale the smoke from the other side.
Wanooing is the ultimate way to get the most out of your joint.

"Bro, this joint aint hitting me"

"Just wanoo it, man"

The Holy Highble

The complete and holy code of stoner conduct
It is filled with popular stoner rules, terminology and etiquette.

Some popular content includes:

Puff puff pass (rule)
Roller, Doner, Stoner (rule)
Though shalt never ash the hash (cardinal sin)
Etc.

Although the highble should be the number 1 best seller of all time, it has never been written (since stoners can never get anything done). However it’s word and oral tradition lives on in the hearts of all stoners everywhere.

Stoner 1: “Yo pass the joint bro”
Stoner 2 “You are on my left and as it says in the Holy Highble, in the book of seshulations, tract 7, verse 4
“Though shalt respect the rules of right by night, sorry bro. ”