aslume

The home of popular celebrities such as 'Man' and 'The Jonkler'.

"When were done eating we should go to the aslume to see Man!"

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juddia

The biggest, widest, nost obnoxious human on planet earth. When he walks, people in china feel the vibrations. His alter ego happens to be "Big Cheese".

Hey, you know that kid juddia?
You mean bug cheese?
Yeah, he's ballin bro!