spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

Libright

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, libertarian right.

Libright supporters and followers believe in reduced government, free markets, and social conservatism.

Cathy: I heard John wants to smoke weed and cash checks.

Billy: Oh, he must be libright!

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Authright

Slang for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian right.

Authright supporters and followers believe in strong governments, free markets, and social conservatism.

Jane: Phil voted for Joe Biden.

Megan: Oh, he must be authright!

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Authleft

Slag for a quadrant on the political compass, authoritarian left.

Authleft supporters and followers believe in increased government power and left wing economic systems.

Zach: I should be paid $200/hour for working as a McDonald’s clerk.

Sadie: Authleft moment.

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the griddy

a dance used primarily by homosexual men to inform other men that they wish to have sexual relations with them

robert: does the griddy

frank: 👅🤭❤️💦

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Libleft

Slang for a quadrant on the political compass, libertarian left.

Libleft supporters and followers believe in reduced government, social progressivism, and left wing economic systems.

Carter: Man, I fucking love smoking crack while getting my gender reassignment surgery.

Bob: That is the most libleft thing I have heard today.

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