Melina

She's will lie to you about anything even if she doesn't get anything out of it
"Just" to get attention

but will do it so Obviously that everyone knows and realizes what a twat she really is.

Me: Did you ever Do drugs?
Her: yes 25 times in the last 15minutes and i was chased by 50 police cars but escaped!
Me: aha...
"thinking": what a melina
her: *Oblivious*